"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
You have a weird sense of humor-
Why are you so sarcastic?
What are you doing with that knife?
Why are you slowly walking towards me?
pros to dating me:
- i’ll actually respond to ur text
- u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
- we can hold hands
- butt touches
- cuddles? ? ? yes good
- i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
- u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
Girl #1: *uploads photo*
Girl #2: "Hey, nice pic lookin good!"
#1: "Oh it's from like 5 hours ago it's so old omg thanks"
#2: "Okay then?"
Bitch, you are almost 30 years old. Take the compliment and SHOOSH.
Honestly, I could almost cry at how much Nattie’s been growing up lately. I can’t stand it. :(