Callou! Callay!

daveyoufool:

When people say “it’s not classy for a lady to curse”

BITCH THIS LADY IS THE EPITOME OF CLASS

LOOK AT HER CURSE. LOOK AT IT.

.~ Practically perfect in every FUCKING way ~.

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beesmygod:

its so weird that one of the few things that completely and entirely unites an entire generation of jaded adults is an encyclopedic knowledge of spongebob quotes

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weednesdayadams:

popculturediedin2009:

Myspace Battle Kim Kardashian vs. Haylie Duff, May 2007

is this real

weednesdayadams:

popculturediedin2009:

Myspace Battle Kim Kardashian vs. Haylie DuffMay 2007

is this real

holdyourhorsesnow:

THROWBACK JAMZ // if you listened to radio disney as much as i did in the early 2000s, you’ll recognize these. {LISTEN}

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toocooltobehipster:

this is so interesting

North Carolina can never make up their damn minds. That’s why literally nothing is ever accomplished here!

(Source: maptitude1, via raisingisabel)

fatbabeprincess:

"plus size clothes cost more bc it makes more fabric to make!!!" then why the fuck isn’t a size 2 more expensive than a 0? why isn’t a 6 way more expensive then a size 2??????

also why the fuck do shorts in target cost the same as jeans or other pants in target??? same with crop tops?? i bought a crop top for 20 bucks the other day that shit literally has half the fabric of a regular shirt ya’ll can fuck off

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I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

(Source: pukingdads, via raisingisabel)

shpadoinklepotato:

THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD

shpadoinklepotato:

THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

image

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speculationspectrum:

ninehundredyearoldtimelord:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

I didn’t understand that reference at first so I looked it up and apparently there were fifty-seven academics who theorized that Shakespeare was gay/bisexual.

Also, sonnet 57 is supposed to be about a guy that Shakespeare was in love with.

The Doctor remarks at one point in this episode that a skull looks like that of a Sycorax. Shakespeare claims he’s using that word, as he likes it. There is a Shakespeare character called Sycorax. #researchpayskids

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