Callou! Callay!

littlemissmeenah:

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

(Source: crystalcrossing, via gottalovebeingafangirl)

muse-ician:

yannychigi:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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You have a weird sense of humor- 

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Why are you so sarcastic?

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What are you doing with that knife?

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Why are you slowly walking towards me?

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(Source: nappyheadet, via sohighunderthesea)

Happy Christmas Eve Eve.

(via gottalovebeingafangirl)

i-o-uabadwolf:

lestradestardis:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

We better reblog this as much as we can 2013 is almost over

um guys…

NO FREAKING WAY

(Source: doctorwhogifs, via islandofmisfitbloggers)

cyndecisive:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

(Source: radgoku, via sohighunderthesea)

jackalltimelow:



A VERY WARPED CHRISTMAS [LISTEN HERE]



happy holidays, you bastard - blink-182 ✖ merry christmas, happy holidays - issues ✖ merry christmas, kiss my ass - all time low ✖ decemberism - man overboard ✖ this christmas (i’ll burn it to the ground) - set it off ✖ santa stole my girlfriend - the maine ✖ right where you want me to be - a day to remember ✖ mixtape for christmas - hey monday ✖ santa baby - versaemerge ✖ this christmas - the summer set ✖ it’s christmas time again - blink-182 ✖ yule shoot your eye out - fall out boy ✖ do you hear what i hear? - william beckett ✖ i had a heart - real friends ✖ all i can give you - jason lancaster ✖ fool’s holiday - all time low ✖ last christmas - the maine ✖ i don’t wanna spend another christmas without you - the ready set ✖ christmas lights - yellowcard ✖ without you - hey monday ✖ there will be no christmas - crown the empire ✖ have yourself a merry little christmas - the academy is… ✖ all i want for christmas is you - my chemical romance ✖ father christmas - man overboard ✖ i believe in us (this holiday) - a rocket to the moon ✖ nothing for christmas - new found glory ✖ mile high christmas - breathe carolina ✖ christmas with you - artist vs. poet ✖ maybe this christmas - for all those sleeping ✖ christmas brings me down - sparks the rescue ✖ o holy night - go radio ✖ kiss me like it’s christmas - this century

jackalltimelow:

A VERY WARPED CHRISTMAS
[LISTEN HERE]
happy holidays, you bastard - blink-182 merry christmas, happy holidays - issues merry christmas, kiss my ass - all time low decemberism - man overboard  this christmas (i’ll burn it to the ground) - set it off  santa stole my girlfriend - the maine  right where you want me to be - a day to remember mixtape for christmas - hey monday  santa baby - versaemerge this christmas - the summer set it’s christmas time again - blink-182 yule shoot your eye out - fall out boy  do you hear what i hear? - william beckett  i had a heart - real friends all i can give you - jason lancaster  fool’s holiday - all time low  last christmas - the maine  i don’t wanna spend another christmas without you - the ready set  christmas lights - yellowcard  without you - hey monday  there will be no christmas - crown the empire  have yourself a merry little christmas - the academy is…  all i want for christmas is you - my chemical romance father christmas - man overboard i believe in us (this holiday) - a rocket to the moon nothing for christmas - new found glory mile high christmas - breathe carolina christmas with you - artist vs. poet  maybe this christmas - for all those sleeping christmas brings me down - sparks the rescue  o holy night - go radio  kiss me like it’s christmas - this century

(via faintest-glare)

People on my Facebook be like...

Girl #1: *uploads photo*

Girl #2: "Hey, nice pic lookin good!"

#1: "Oh it's from like 5 hours ago it's so old omg thanks"

#2: "Okay then?"

Bitch, you are almost 30 years old. Take the compliment and SHOOSH.

lavendertowns:

twas the night before christmas and all through the house

not a sound could be heard except the click of my mouse

(Source: tamagocchi, via gaddamnson)

hotpaynecakes:

christmas is not in 3 days I’m pretty sure it’s still october

(via mamacakes523)

shadowhuntersofhogwarts:

cityoflegends:

amarshmallowphil:

sammysshadowhunterhasclaws:

Thomas Brodie-Sangster

HE’S ALL GROWED UP

He’s 23 and he looks 16, the fuck bro?

HE’S 23!?!??

(Source: hotforsterek, via faintest-glare)

awkwardsituationist:

michael poliza in churchill manitoba, who noted “the polar bear was all by himself as they are very solitary animals anyway. but this one looked particularly sad as it wandered around, almost a though it didn’t understand where the snow had gone.” (more polar bear photos)

(via theprofessorstrikesagain)

liquid-liamm:

what Germans do while waiting at traffic lights

(via listofpeopleicannothandle)

punacceptable:

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

(via listofpeopleicannothandle)

Honestly, I could almost cry at how much Nattie’s been growing up lately. I can’t stand it. :(